Fuck Friday!
July 20th, 2011
For those of you that haven’t noticed over the years, I’m a bit of a complainer. Maybe it’s just in my DNA, but stupid things piss me off easily. Some people think that I’m a pessimist, but I think I’m more of a realist. If I know something is gonna suck, I say it’s gonna …read the rest
Finding an Audience
April 30th, 2011
I’ve been spending this week in San Antonio, TX. I’m right in the middle of a bunch of shopping centers, malls, and restaurants. Sound familiar? Everywhere you go looks the same with a different back drop. I’ll be back here in a few weeks for another week of shows and at that time I will …read the rest
Back on the Road
April 1st, 2011
The beginning of 2011 start out slow for me in terms of comedy shows and being on the road. While I don’t always particularly enjoy being away from home, there is a part of me that misses it when staying home becomes forced instead of a choice. Luckily, lately the shows have been stacking up …read the rest
Going Green
February 1st, 2011
Everywhere you look in this country now people are “Going Green”. We have to “Save the Planet”. In my buddy’s apartment complex the other day they slipped a flyer under everyone’s door reminding them to “Go Green” & make smart use of the heat/air conditioning. Really??? This has to do with “Going Green”? It couldn’t …read the rest
Onto The Next One
January 3rd, 2011
It seems like yesterday that the year 2000 was a big deal. People were worried about Y2K, a century was behind us, a millenium was behind us, and the future was before us. Now, we are looking in the rearview mirror at the first decade of the new millenium and what a ride it’s been …read the rest
You Have The Right to Remain Vocal
November 5th, 2010
I bitch about everything and you get stuck reading it! Below is just more shit to add the pile of complaints. My first shout-out is to guys who buy a brand new car and then park it so fucking far away that you’d be better off taking public transportation to get where you need to go. Somebody needs to …read the rest
People That Need a Home Together
September 15th, 2010
People who make you watch never ending YouTube clips. They always find them “hilarious” and have to show you. And the more that you don’t laugh, the more clips they HAVE to show you. Listen up British Humor, I’m pretty confident you show me your best shit first…if I didn’t laugh there, chances are it’s …read the rest
Best Wishes Raven!
August 5th, 2010
I had my first headlining show at the Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, MI tonight and it was a lot of fun. I worked in the new stuff I’ve been working on and weaved in and out of some old stuff as well. I still have a lot of work to do on the new …read the rest
The “You Know?” Guy
June 13th, 2010
Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m a bit of a complainer…but I can’t fucking stand when people say “you know?” after they make a statement about something you didn’t give a rat’s cooter about to begin with! They say “There are just some days that Bob is an asshole, you know?” Now you are forced to …read the rest
Born Again
May 23rd, 2010
I’m always talking about people that screw up things and how people are stupid. I think its bullshit that we have a “silent majority” in a country that fought for freedom of speech. I think its ridiculous the way people in their 50’s are getting treated in the job market because some little shit-nosed punk …read the rest