I’m not being racist…I’m stereotyping, because the stereotypes didn’t make themselves up, they are stereotypes for a reason.

Every time something is wrong with a kid they tell you he has “ADD” – not EVERY KID has ADD…some are just stupid!

Caution signs go up because people screw up things first, successfully sue somebody and then screw the rest of us.  Here’s a sign I’d like to see: Welcome to America, check your stupid at the shore!